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Athletes Of Emotion
03:00
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Practice
Blood, sweat, mostly tears
Bulking up on empathy
There’s no refs in love
Chorus:
Sadness
Joy
Anger
Fear
Mick’s verse:
Anima Sane
In Corpore
Sano
Healthy body healthy mind
It’s just as hard to
Be flexible
With your body as with your brain
Pumping iron at the feelings gym
Chorus
Joshua’s verse:
I was 4 foot 10 and
Weighed 90 pounds when I went into high school
I was destined for lifelong virginity and
Fear of chin up bars
(Mick says virginity)
Then, I had an emotional growth spurt
I started to play in band
I hit my stride and became a man when
I became the drum major
(Mick says virginity)
Mini chorus:
Athletes of emotion
Voiceover:
Fuck you coach
Fuck you schoolyard picks
Fuck you hand eye coordination
Fuck you body mass index
Bridge:
Push ups, pull ups, deadlifts, and squats
We’ve done all of those for our thoughts
Carbo loading on self-help books
Strengthening my core …. values
Admitting I’m wrong
Is my leg day
(Outro Lyrics)
We don’t need no Olympics
Cos we’re gold medalists of the heart
We solve things with compassion
We are MVPs of love
We’re Athletes of Emotion (x2)
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1+1=1
01:25
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VERSE 1 (Mick sings solo)
My friend, it used to be
That we were just like you and me
Where did it all… go?
I think what we meant
All those songs ago
Was that 1+1=1 (Joshua comes in to sing “One, one, one, one”)
VERSE 2 (Joshua sings solo)
One plus one equals one
We can have so much fun
If we stick together
It will be so much better
Cos 1+1=1 (Mick comes in to sing “One, one, one, one”)
VERSE 3 (sing the rest together)
I love you
I love me
You love you
You love me
I love you
I love me
You love you
You love me
Us love we!
Us love we!
Coda/vamp 4x: We love we. We love we.
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Two Cups x 3
Two Cups o Joe
One is named Joe and the other is Joseph
They are partners and they are friends
One is a cop and the other’s a cop
Sharing each others wives and lives
Two Cups x 3
Two Cups o Joe
One is a white guy and the other is black
Just like the way that they like their coffee
Everything they do is in black and white
They are a morally ambiguous duo
Two Cups x 3
Two Cups o Joe
The job is grinding them just like they like their beans
Joseph has a cocaine problem you know
Joe keeps buying coffee to hide the smell
We don’t want to spoil it but one of them dies
Alternate chorus as outro:
Stereotypes
Writing is hard
All roads lead to
Stereotypes
Donuts and coffee
Badges turned in
The new partner is
A German Shepherd named Joe
Give us an Emmy
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Outtakes From "Two Cups"
01:04
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Cat Solo
01:15
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Interlude
00:42
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We Are Spies
00:54
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Verse:
We are spies
In disguise
No one knows
That we are spies
We're so good
At being spies
Cuz there's two of us
Breakdown:
Invisible car
Exploding pen
Killer hat
Ethan Hunt
Car chase
Sex with a model (that dies)
Witty lines
Sex with a model (that lives)
There's two of us!
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VERSE
You just oughta be nice
Just, just, just be nice
Life can be a paradise
If everyone would just be nice
Everything with fall into plice
When everyone will just be nice
So kids remember this twice
Juuuuust beeeeee nice
BRIDGE
Some people want to be mean
To them being nice is a sacrifice
But we gotta change our ways
To make the world a better place
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12. |
Cafe Donut
01:53
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End Credits
01:08
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PINKYSWEAR Chicago, Illinois
We are Mick and Joshua from Pinky Swear, a guitar and comedy duo from Chicago.
We met in improv
classes and have studied guitar at the Old Town School of Folk Music.
Since December 2014, we have made music that is both silly and sincere.
We hope you enjoy!
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